Short girl problems
1. Seatbelts are a sometimes painful hassle.
2. Or mirrors, for that matter?
3. Why do they make shelves this high again?
4. Hey. Hey. Not your armrest. Not. Your. Armrest.
5. Let’s talk about how short girls are ALWAYS being picked up (sometimes by surprise).
6. But, in the end, being a Short Girl isn’t all that bad. Keep swingin’ those legs and rollin’ with life.
7. Always looking for that sweet gap in the crowd.
